Yikes! I would put antiperspirant spray on it so it won't burn. Lead the licking dog to another room so it will be distracted when you spray it on. Just don't get it in its eyes.
To move a sleeping cat, I find that slipping both hands underneath and spreading them to keep the cat in as close to the same position as possible usually works....
Use witch hazel afterward to help alleviate the burning sensation. Next time you shave, mix the olive oil with another oil to tone it down in case you are allergic...
Your dog may lick if they're anxious or bored. Make sure they're getting enough play time and affection to keep them happy and healthy. If that doesn't help, I suggest...
You can try to contact Google to see if they will remove the results. Also try following the directions in Part 2. If the websites refuse to remove your information,...