Can I make gym shorts?

Yes, there are calf raise machines you'll find in most gyms. You kind of sit down in a seated position with your feet elevated on this platform. Then, you put...

Yes! Some players wear shorts while playing softball. Just be careful about how you slide—you might want some extra coverage, like a slider on your knee.

That can't happen, because you're forced to do the Rayquaza event before you can even get into the gym.

Tell him to stop immediately. If he doesn't, call the police and seek a restraining order.

You're going to need to increase the width of the leg and then either gather the leg openings or run elastic through them.

The next safest surface would be a room with carpeted flooring. That way if you fall it won't hurt as much. Place pillows around you to soften any falls.

Yes, they'll just be mid-rise shorts. I actually prefer to cut my mid-rise to high-rise jeans into shorts since they make for a more flattering style.